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#crystals #eye

realitybl0ws:

here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store

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graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

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That person who followed you since you were a newbie and up to now, s/he’s still following you.

sodamnrelatable:

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diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

shslequius:

iguanamouth:

people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

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owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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